can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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