It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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