rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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