you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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