how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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