He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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