it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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