Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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