You made me cry and you don't even care
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
there is glitter all over my balls
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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