Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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