Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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