"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I got a message the other day that just said “great titsâ€
A gentleman AND a scholar
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