Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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