and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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