New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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