Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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