I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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