There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Someone shattered a urinal.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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