he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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