No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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