would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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