you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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