do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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