normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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