Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This show inspires me to have sex in space
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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