Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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