What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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