do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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