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• (313): View more from Michigan

  1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester

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• (716): View more from New York

  He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Walk of Shame today included voting.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.

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• (619): View more from California

  Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...

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