grinding to god bless the USA? really?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.