i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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