Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
