1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Walk of Shame today included voting.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...