Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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