We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
A+ Viking dick
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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