Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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