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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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