I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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