yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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