You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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