Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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