she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Randomize
