He kissed a someone with a penis
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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