Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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