I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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