Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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