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I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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