Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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