hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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