it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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