Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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