i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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