Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You need Xanax blowdarts
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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