I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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