People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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