Tell her she can't have a vagina
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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