ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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