32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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