Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, beer. Big fan.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
