My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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